Dating again quotes
The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.Jerry Seinfeld Date Night–It’s cheaper than marriage counseling.Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.
Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
Unknown Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion.
Lorna Adler Date Night is insurance for your marriage. Dave Attell My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher.
This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
Scott Adams An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. Albert Einstein Honesty is the key to a relationship. Richard Jeni The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.