Cute opening lines for online dating
Also, I think it's against the spirit of Bumble when you match with someone and she opens with "hi".Ashling: I don’t put too much weight on what guys open with - unless they’re awful or off putting - the rest of the conversation is more important tbh.
Something like "what's your favourite Bill Murray movie? If they answer with a movie name you know, they are sound. I don't find much weight in opening lines because they're going to be nice to you for a while but it doesn't last. A gift is to have a question in a profile, so the opener is a reply to the question.
But while you may be a boring dolt who is a complete drain on society, I’m a creative genius, and have perfected the art of openers. – Just enrolled for health insurance via Obamacare. PHILOSOPHICAL OPENERS: – Sometimes I question why God allows bad things to happen to good people. – Fuck, Marry, Kill: Nietzsche, Kierkegaard, Dostoyevsky? Let’s cut to the chase—call me an insensitive, self-involved, immature asshole and break up with me. Been playing with my nephew and his new puppy in a flower patch all day while helping to feed the homeless. – Guess who’s no longer on his parents cell phone bill…?
Today, on this blog, I am giving away 42 openers to all of you…COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE. – If the technology existed, do you think it would be ethical for scientists to clone you? AGGRESSIVE OPENERS: – Ya know what the difference is between you and an angel? – I’ve thought it over, and I’m okay with you keeping our yet-to-be-conceived baby.
On Bumble, I try to say something interesting referencing their profile but if their profile doesn’t have much, I just say “hi”.
First messages from a guy’s point of view are tough.
I made my profile really funny as a way to make people comfortable to message me. I met my boyfriend online but it was, like, 10 years ago. I had a weird Mighty Boosh quote on my profile and he was the only person who got the reference.